This weekend had a new milestone. It probably took a good day maybe two off my life with the amount of stress that I put on my body in a short 7 hours yesterday.
That's right, I rented a car. I had a few last things I needed to get from Ikea that I couldn't take on the train (namely a table and chairs and TV stand), so I rented a car. And not just any car, but a bright shiny blue wagon.
Just to fill people in first, I didn't have a car for the 6 years I was in Boston and it was only the this past year that I had a ZipCar membership. In a given year, I could probably count the number of times I drove using just fingers (and maybe toes). So, needless to say I was a little nervous driving a car not just in a foreign country, but this was my first time driving backwards. And no, I don't mean in reverse. I mean driving on the left hand side of the road and the drivers seat on the right hand side of the car. And for the people who thought I drove slow in Boston, you would have been dying of laughter when I saddled up behind gramps on the freeway because it was a comfortable speed for me.
Once I made it from the airport (should have gotten the navigation unit in hindsight) back to my place I thought I had a pretty good handle on it. Of course I got lost and never made it to the highway from the airport so driving on the highway up to Ikea was interesting to say the least. The best thing that the highways had were raised reflectors that would rumble as I drifted out of my lane. That and my coworker who came along for the ride saying "Oh god" every time I got a little close to a curb, sidewalk or another car. I had a hard time judging where the left hand side of my car was (as you can tell by how far I am from the right hand line the parking job above). I would constantly drift into the left lane (or sidewalk) and would have to quickly move back. I also took a few short cuts over curbs when going through the round-abouts and left hand turns. The scenery, I was told, was pretty nice on the drive up, but don't really remember much other than my mantra of the day being "Stay left." Even after 7 hours, I still had a hard time training myself to remember the small things:
The blinker is on the right hand side of the steering wheel
Wind screen lever on the left hand side
The mirrors were useless to me because I kept looking above and to the right for the rear view mirror and looking out the side view mirrors was just confusing
Getting into the drivers seat and not the passengers seat
Learning when I could turn on red
Overall, I thought it was a success. I returned the car in one piece, I was only honked at twice, avoided one potential disaster when someone opened up their door into oncoming traffic (ie. me) and I had to quickly swerve to not take off their door and I didn't use my horn or flip anyone the bird. But that was probably because I was too nervous to take my hands off the wheel.
I tried to hook up a video camera in the dash for all you, but couldn't get it mounted to stay. However, I did get one picture of a bottle shop (liquor store) that was pretty entertaining.
If you look closely, it's a drive in bottle shop (a little taste of the midwest) and they're pretty proud that it's the last one before the freeway. Thankfully I didn't see anyone drinking and driving, but I guess I'll have to keep my eyes peeled next time.